Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
