we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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