it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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