it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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