butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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