how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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