PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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