He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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