Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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