Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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