i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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