I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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