"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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