Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Randomize
