and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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