Too much gin, very little bucket
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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