Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize