I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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