yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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