butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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