I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The beer is more important than you right now.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
you had me at cake vodka
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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