Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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