Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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