i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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