Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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