she looked like the bat from fern gully.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
so much tequila, so little girl.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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