Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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