that's an acceptable place to lick
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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