She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
