i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
