Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
17 year olds will be the death of me.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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