now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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