kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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