I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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