Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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