drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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