I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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