where am i from again
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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