Whod you bang
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
