How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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