even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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