It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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