So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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