Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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