i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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