Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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