Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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