Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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