the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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