My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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