I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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