Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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