hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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