Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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