I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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