Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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