Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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